Thursday, July 23, 2009
Kiddy Yoga In Ubud
The kids wait for me. Maybe it's more like they play until I arrive. Regardless, every Sunday I walk through the temple doors at Arma Museum & Resort and past the garden gargoyles feeling quite serendipitous knowing how many smiles await me.
YOGA time ya'll.
This weird concept of YOGA and the many unique gifts the practice brings to the table unties people, kids, adults, colors, and sizes in a manner nothing else possibly could.
We gather in a circle, hold hands and raise them to the matahari (sun) then exhale forward bowing to the awesomeness in ourselves and to the people we love. Breath.
Making our way into down dog, Wellie, the local mut pup decides to sit in the middle of our circle. We walk on hands and feet towards her, half barking, half giggling. There's maybe 30 of us.
Moving on - cat, cow, cat, cow. Meow, moo, meow.
Inhale. Exhale. (Tarik napas. Buang napas.)
We move together and when one kid tumbles the others lend a hand.
The girls donning their ceremonial sarongs try tree pose, yanking the sarong above the knee with subtle determination and fearless lack of ambivolence.
Behind us the river flows. In front, incense burn from temple stones.
We sit. A circle of smiles.
Breathe.
Mmmm. Sundays.
Monday, July 6, 2009
Ubud Yoga
UPDATE!!! YOGA LESSONS HAVE BEEN MOVED TO PENESTANAN KELOD IN UBUD.
When in ubud
practice Yoga at Arma Museum @ Resort.
Indonesians and visitors welcome! We teach in both Bahasa and English. All levels welcome!
Much love,
Emily
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emilykuser@gmail.com
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Sing a Song For Me
Music, my elixir.
Aside from my current submersion into guitar lessons with a french master of strings, Antoine, I've begun teaching English through song to Balinese children at Ubud, Bali's Arma Museum & Resort. We rock out to everything from Jason Mraz (quite the popular choice around these parts) to tunes from The Sound Of Music - Raindrops On Roses anyone?
With two cranky speakers, some friends on drums and guitar, and my voice, English Through Song is manifesting into a wicked opportunity to jam and blend the divide between two cultures - one Hindu, one... not.
My eager craving to speak Bahasa Indonesia in a non-robotic way is soothed by the help of my older Balinese students who have English down more than I have Bahasa. With super smiles, they help me translate a song's poetic or symbolic message so the young ones may better understand the emotions within the music.
Try explaining a song about 'virtue' to kids...
Philosophical loops of thought are ingrained into the Bali upbringing so even my meager english/bahasa obstacle is magically overcome through intuitive understanding.
I've finally seen 'cool'. Sharing music in this way is my true defonition of 'cool'.
Much love.
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Turkish Absurdities
My father, twin sisters and Turkish step mother live in Istanbul, Turkey. This ensures my visiting the 'largest city in Europe' once a year to kiss my family, practice yoga at Ciyangir, and sip Turkish wines at the top of one of thousands of secret roof-top apartment-bars. However, this last trip was different.
Not only was I able to attent the Turkish president's party for Istanbul being named the Capital of Culture 2010, I was invited on a snowboarding extravaganza in Kartalkaya, Bolu 3 hours East of Istanbul where I found myself being pampered at the ever-so-shi-shi Golden Key Hotel. After living in Bali for over a year, I was deep in powder soft snow—observing individual snowflakes as they graced my mittens.
After a long day of training on a board with the Turkish champion of kite and snow boarding and too many lovely glasses of red wine, my crew headed to the hotel room for much needed sleep. Someone in our room opened the window in the beautiful living-room to smoke a joint and then, forgot to close it. In the morning, the rooms were like icicles. We dressed and made our way downstairs to the lodge. Empty. Restaurant—empty. What the heck?
This may be the only time I'll give weed credit for saving the day because 16 people went to the intensive care unit at the far away hospital. The cause: Carbon Monoxide poisoning.
Our open weed window allowed the winter night air to circulate the rooms, saving us from a fatal woe.
Just another day in the life of Emily.
Monday, June 8, 2009
Holy Donation Batman!
Feeling oh, so inclined to help further my writing and see me do things no one else will? Check out my donate button to the left of my blog. Any donations go towards my non-profit work in Bali such as teaching English at the Starfish School for less fortunate kids, snapping photos for sustainability projects and helping the local orphanage voice their voices (the little ones are hilarious!).
Much love everyone! Great stories await you!
Much love everyone! Great stories await you!
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Bali Spirit Festival 2009
Bali Spirit Festival 2009
Yogis, artists and musicians traveled from the corners of our globe to celebrate Yoga, music and dance at the 2009 Bali Spirit Festival held on the predominantly Hindu island of Bali, Indonesia, minutes outside the culturally rich and healing town of Ubud.
The heart of the festival beats with the universal vision of I Made Gunarta, Meghan Pappenheim, and Dan Robert Weber, three very original and vibrant personalities. Kicking off an event of this magnitude in Bali, a culture notorious for abiding by ‘rubber time' is a challenging goal but with passion, perseverance and playfulness this event has manifested into a global peace production.
As the village of Ubud throbbed with fresh energy, festival attendees tightened their helmets and prepared for the motor bike journey to the town of Batuan. Rainbows of Yoga mats bobbed on the backs of festival goers as they navigated through sky filled rice fields, smiling at the curious faces of Balinese children while making their way to the Purnati Centre for the Arts , the venue for this 6 day extravaganza.
Volunteers greeted guests as they walked up Puranati’s steep stone steps and into a haven of five different pavilions; a tropical outdoor amphitheater, a two-story floating bale, stunning swimming-pool, and vast gardens overlooking expansive views of Bali beauty. Bamboo huts offered local goodies such as delectable veggie dishes from Ubud’s Yogi hangout KAFE and plump coconuts ready to be hacked open and sipped with a banana leaf straw.
Attendees strolled barefoot through the grass from one workshop to the next-16 were offered each day! With 29 talented teachers such as Swami Shankardev Saraswati, Uma Inder, David Moreno, Eoin Finn, Joseph Lee, Katy Appleton Apple Yoga), Rebecca Pflaume (Kundalini), and Partrick Creelman (Anusara), this was a difficult task.
Mark Whitwell led students through a gentle asana sequence asking students to "promise to practice Yoga 7 minutes a day" reminding them they were always "loved and cared for in this ordinary world."
A medley of colorful instrumentals echoed from each workshop and a harmony was naturally created. These harmonies danced into the many sivasana occurring simultaneously bringing an unexpected flavor to the festival. New York’s Akim Funk Buddha taught afro-centric rhythm, body popping and a funky twist on classical asanas and the lovable Kadek Suambara (Bali) offered Laughter Yoga beneath breezy white tarps creating a lawn of laughter so contagious even the camera crew shook with giggles. “Life is body, mind, and spirit," says Kadek. “Laughter is our key to all three.”
Bali breathes musical talent and intuitive harmonic creation is woven into the culture attracting incredible performers from many countries. Mosquito bites were forgotten as attendees watched in awe as Rocky Dewuni (Ghana), Africa’s ‘next Bob Marley’ whose performances are often coined ‘legendary,’ ended the 6 day festival performing his song, In Ghana. By mid-song, the lyrics transformed to ‘in Bali’ as performers such as Yeshe, Ganga Giri ,Tom Freund from Venice Beach, InRhythm, Daphne Tse, Khalife, Geoffrey Gordon, Akim Funk Buddha spontaneously jumped on stage blending worldly instruments, voices, and dance as the crown went wild, intoxicated by the infectious Bali spirit.
The 2010 Bali Spirit Festival will be held on March 31st-April 4th.
Check it out! If you're coming to Bali Spirit festival and need a house, a friend, or want to volunteer post or search for free on Balifinds.com and someone out there will see your ad and help you! Many people are listing, many people are talking and making new friends!
Also, if you're teaching yoga, music, dance, language or want to learn any of these in Bali please post!
Help us make Balifinds.com a wonderful community resource!
With Gratitude,
Emily
Yogis, artists and musicians traveled from the corners of our globe to celebrate Yoga, music and dance at the 2009 Bali Spirit Festival held on the predominantly Hindu island of Bali, Indonesia, minutes outside the culturally rich and healing town of Ubud.
The heart of the festival beats with the universal vision of I Made Gunarta, Meghan Pappenheim, and Dan Robert Weber, three very original and vibrant personalities. Kicking off an event of this magnitude in Bali, a culture notorious for abiding by ‘rubber time' is a challenging goal but with passion, perseverance and playfulness this event has manifested into a global peace production.
As the village of Ubud throbbed with fresh energy, festival attendees tightened their helmets and prepared for the motor bike journey to the town of Batuan. Rainbows of Yoga mats bobbed on the backs of festival goers as they navigated through sky filled rice fields, smiling at the curious faces of Balinese children while making their way to the Purnati Centre for the Arts , the venue for this 6 day extravaganza.
Volunteers greeted guests as they walked up Puranati’s steep stone steps and into a haven of five different pavilions; a tropical outdoor amphitheater, a two-story floating bale, stunning swimming-pool, and vast gardens overlooking expansive views of Bali beauty. Bamboo huts offered local goodies such as delectable veggie dishes from Ubud’s Yogi hangout KAFE and plump coconuts ready to be hacked open and sipped with a banana leaf straw.
Attendees strolled barefoot through the grass from one workshop to the next-16 were offered each day! With 29 talented teachers such as Swami Shankardev Saraswati, Uma Inder, David Moreno, Eoin Finn, Joseph Lee, Katy Appleton Apple Yoga), Rebecca Pflaume (Kundalini), and Partrick Creelman (Anusara), this was a difficult task.
Mark Whitwell led students through a gentle asana sequence asking students to "promise to practice Yoga 7 minutes a day" reminding them they were always "loved and cared for in this ordinary world."
A medley of colorful instrumentals echoed from each workshop and a harmony was naturally created. These harmonies danced into the many sivasana occurring simultaneously bringing an unexpected flavor to the festival. New York’s Akim Funk Buddha taught afro-centric rhythm, body popping and a funky twist on classical asanas and the lovable Kadek Suambara (Bali) offered Laughter Yoga beneath breezy white tarps creating a lawn of laughter so contagious even the camera crew shook with giggles. “Life is body, mind, and spirit," says Kadek. “Laughter is our key to all three.”
Bali breathes musical talent and intuitive harmonic creation is woven into the culture attracting incredible performers from many countries. Mosquito bites were forgotten as attendees watched in awe as Rocky Dewuni (Ghana), Africa’s ‘next Bob Marley’ whose performances are often coined ‘legendary,’ ended the 6 day festival performing his song, In Ghana. By mid-song, the lyrics transformed to ‘in Bali’ as performers such as Yeshe, Ganga Giri ,Tom Freund from Venice Beach, InRhythm, Daphne Tse, Khalife, Geoffrey Gordon, Akim Funk Buddha spontaneously jumped on stage blending worldly instruments, voices, and dance as the crown went wild, intoxicated by the infectious Bali spirit.
The 2010 Bali Spirit Festival will be held on March 31st-April 4th.
Check it out! If you're coming to Bali Spirit festival and need a house, a friend, or want to volunteer post or search for free on Balifinds.com and someone out there will see your ad and help you! Many people are listing, many people are talking and making new friends!
Also, if you're teaching yoga, music, dance, language or want to learn any of these in Bali please post!
Help us make Balifinds.com a wonderful community resource!
With Gratitude,
Emily
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Saturday, June 6, 2009
Now in Bali
When in Bali an elusive time warp occurs, especially in Ubud. Love, laughter, song - takes place of the tick tack on the keyboard. Each day I try to hop on the blog to jot down my experiences and the unfolding of events BUT the words don't fit, my mind draws circles, and I loose the feeling I want so badly to hold onto. So I wait, I wait for the writing to come and sift through delicious life happenings so I can tell a story and induce giggles and smiles from others. More to come but until then here are some photos that will tell half my story.
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Swimmers
Tonight I swam. First I dipped into a warm jacuzzi, with heat bubbling against the unusual Los Angeles April chill. We were on the marina, my friend and I, belly laughing under the stars and observing the docked boats twinkle. A bottle of wine illegaly sitting poolside, this was fun.
We cranked the sauna prior to dipping- always a brilliant idea. With one swim race won by me and numerous masterful dives by both, we kicked it. Conversation to laughter back to conversation to dares. Nothing compares to fun girlfriends. First off, friends are found in many corners yet the ones who win the prize must have something sparkly inside- something lively- right? Or is it the common readiness to be guardless, frontless, hilarious?
Days, hours, moments- all have become driven and twisted in daily life. To release the pressure feels like cotton candy on my tongue. I like it but I dont- the grittyness of time, plans and responsibility taste odd yet the sweetness of freedom, fun, and embracing the inner dork creates subtle bliss.
All this becase I swam? ;)
G'nite
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
The Learning Garden
Venice beach embodies creativity and cries individualism. Drum, circles, skateboards, vegetarian street shops, and bicycles galore! Here in lies the draw for many: Venice is a hippy haven. Anything, everything, nothing- do whatever you like here yet do it with a smile.
A small group did do what they like and created The Learning Garden- 60,000 ft of deep colored veggies and bright happy flowers grown in a land lot that used to contain tires, trash, drug dealing, and waste. Lo and behold this school Venice High School garden has become the one of the largest school gardens in the world. A project such as this never seizes to catch my fleeting attention.
Digging deeper into The Learning Garden, I discovered the founders partnerered with Venice High School in 2001 seeing an opportunity for community empowerment. City students partake in horticulture programs offering them a chance to dirty their hands and taste the sweetness of their labor.
Yo San University students work intimately with the garden studying natural herb remedies and UCLA runs their extension program here too! Volunteering is encouraged!
(310) 722-3656
More to come soon after I interview the founders...
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Santa Monica Business License Marathon
Being of service to our communities sometimes proves to be complicated . Webs of permits, licenses, insurance, referrals, and certifications are now needed to ensure organization, verification, and qualification. This is fine and dandy, but, I believe loads of paperwork deters people who have something to teach from doing so. Much loved and needed community classes on health, meditation, fitness, self-defense, or even cooking are shrinking.
Today I had the pleasure of speaking with Ebba, Santa Monica's head honcho of community and cultural services. She's cool.
Together we worked to complete all my necessary paperwork, ensuring my entry into the Santa Monica community class instructor program:
- Sole-proprietor Santa Monica City business license
- City insurance,
- General liability, fingerprints,
- W9 taxpayer ID
- Americans With Disabilities adherence
- Fee schedule
- Proposed compensation
- Class specialty
- Conviction information
- References
- Proforma
- Customer service plan
WHEW! All to teach donation based community classes in the parks and recreational areas. Turns out donation based classes have become a take-away from the city's teachers so now teaching community classes in a no no if not in the city pay role .
I see how the system is meant to serve the community but... man, oh man.
Luckily, my determination to have fun with my community outdoors has carried me through the process and soon I will be teaching workshops and classes where ever I please.
Outdoors, stuffy studio personalities and the business of yoga do not apply. It's a fun gathering of new buddies, calm thinking, and cool pacific breeziness!
My schedule is soon to come so keep checking in!!
Eat, Pray, Love on Ted.com
Prior to my departing for Ubud, Bali and Italy, Elizabeth Gilbert's book, Eat Pray Love, found a resting spot in my hands. Timing - perfect. One's voice in writing contains the possibility to tip the readers courage over fear and inspiration over skepticism.
Ted.com, the world's most expansive coverage of creative thinkers, invited Gilbert to speak on her creative processes and the freakish success of Eat Pray Love. Elizabeth's raw, humorous, and intriguing explanation of the human creative process swelled me with overwhelming comfort. She gets it. From her wise tone of voice to her spot-on insights, she received a standing ovation from the 'Ted-sters.' Once in a while a speaker proves so captivating, everything else seizes to exist.
Wow.
Ted.com, the world's most expansive coverage of creative thinkers, invited Gilbert to speak on her creative processes and the freakish success of Eat Pray Love. Elizabeth's raw, humorous, and intriguing explanation of the human creative process swelled me with overwhelming comfort. She gets it. From her wise tone of voice to her spot-on insights, she received a standing ovation from the 'Ted-sters.' Once in a while a speaker proves so captivating, everything else seizes to exist.
Wow.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Osmosis
I use the word osmosis freely. The concept intrigues my mind and seems to illustrate rightly the movement of human energy. Osmosis, described basically- if a cell is put in a solution which is more concentrated than its own, then it will shrivel up, and if it is put in a solution less concentrated than its own, the cell will expand.
E.g. If a red balloon is filled with concentrated salt water then tied and placed under pure water, the pure water will want to slowly permeate through the balloon wall and join the concentrated salt solution, expanding the balloon until both solutions, inside and out, are equally concentrated.
Now, for the second part of my science experiment- a story to connect osmosis to human energy:
She reflected on everything she wanted and everything she inspired to be. The control was in her hands. Somehow she understood that only through understanding and concentrating her surroundings- people, environment, colors, activity, weather- she would expand into endless possibility.
Lessons had been learned. People had drained life from her and so had her activities although all of it was unknowingly in her control. The outside world she had created for herself was far more concentrated than the inside world and she was empty.
Change brewed and glimpses of insight broke through a depleted mind, body and spirit. She began to shed all that appeared dark; all that felt draining. She built, as many before her did, a strong and concentrated inside world through grounding, fearlessness, freedom of expression, and exploration.
Slowly her external environment molded to shape her inner reflected truths, desires, and curiosities. Creative thinkers, mentors, laughers, and seekers replaced the old. Gardens, forests, sun lit rooms, terraces, soft music replaced the old. Still peace, comfortable silence, and conversation became unbearably beautiful. The beauty was her. Inner concentration had expanded attracting more of the like. All things externally good were born from her inner desire for them to be so. Osmosis.
What have you been thinking about today? ;)
-Emily Kuser
E.g. If a red balloon is filled with concentrated salt water then tied and placed under pure water, the pure water will want to slowly permeate through the balloon wall and join the concentrated salt solution, expanding the balloon until both solutions, inside and out, are equally concentrated.
Now, for the second part of my science experiment- a story to connect osmosis to human energy:
She reflected on everything she wanted and everything she inspired to be. The control was in her hands. Somehow she understood that only through understanding and concentrating her surroundings- people, environment, colors, activity, weather- she would expand into endless possibility.
Lessons had been learned. People had drained life from her and so had her activities although all of it was unknowingly in her control. The outside world she had created for herself was far more concentrated than the inside world and she was empty.
Change brewed and glimpses of insight broke through a depleted mind, body and spirit. She began to shed all that appeared dark; all that felt draining. She built, as many before her did, a strong and concentrated inside world through grounding, fearlessness, freedom of expression, and exploration.
Slowly her external environment molded to shape her inner reflected truths, desires, and curiosities. Creative thinkers, mentors, laughers, and seekers replaced the old. Gardens, forests, sun lit rooms, terraces, soft music replaced the old. Still peace, comfortable silence, and conversation became unbearably beautiful. The beauty was her. Inner concentration had expanded attracting more of the like. All things externally good were born from her inner desire for them to be so. Osmosis.
What have you been thinking about today? ;)
-Emily Kuser
Monday, March 16, 2009
Radiantly Alive, Ubud, Bali
For no reason at all I feel like sharing this video of what I was up to in Ubud, Bali with Radiantly Alive... these are my fellow yogi buddies in the video. I'm on the sidelines rockin' out.
Friday, March 13, 2009
FLOATING BED
I sleep on a floating bed. It hangs from the ceiling in my new home's meditation room where Sanni, LA's notorious tribal clothing designer invited me to live. She will leave Wednesday for her homeland, Germany where she and her husband own acres of land, tepees, and wild horses. I will work with LA Yoga Magazine while caring for the home, welcoming worldly travelers who will rent rooms in this city haven for out-of-the-box thinkers and creative types alike.
Where am I you ask? LA. Yes LA. But not really because it's Venice beach, here again... 6 years later. Life is peculiar. Ask and you shall receive is a timeless virtue however, the delivery occurs in bizarre, ass backwards and tricky disguises. I begged for community. I begged for involvement with my interests. I think endlessly about teaching and inspiring and shaking the world.
Like a wave crashes, today for a moment I glimpsed at the perfectness, however bitter-sweet, my life has become. I was just gazing out the car window and I felt good. I felt good about it all. To let go of control and embrace fear burns at first yet is simply blissful in retrospect. Day to night, day to day, each tasting of it's own flavor, letting go of controlling the route life desires to take me on is difficult.
Traveling, moving, writing, reading, moving, moving, moving, driving, speaking, laughing, wine, inspiring, being inspired, city, town, village, beach, gypsies, folks, new life, old life, new challenge and old habits. I give in. Take me where you will. ;)
Monday, March 9, 2009
I Met The Walrus
According to me, I've just witnessed perfection of inspiration.
"In 1969, 14-year-old Beatles fan Jerry Levitan tracked his idol, John Lennon, from a Toronto airport to his room at the King Edward Hotel. Inside, he convinced Lennon to do an impromptu interview. Thirty-eight years later, Levitan teamed with director Josh Raskin to create and edit a five-minute short film entitled 'I Met the Walrus' based on the interview. Amazing, right?" (Paste Magazine)
More to come...
I Met The Walrus
"In 1969, 14-year-old Beatles fan Jerry Levitan tracked his idol, John Lennon, from a Toronto airport to his room at the King Edward Hotel. Inside, he convinced Lennon to do an impromptu interview. Thirty-eight years later, Levitan teamed with director Josh Raskin to create and edit a five-minute short film entitled 'I Met the Walrus' based on the interview. Amazing, right?" (Paste Magazine)
More to come...
I Met The Walrus
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Asa, music to live for
There are few who brave their ability to embrace liberty, expansion, and voice. Through the pseudo-hippy grapevine, I've had the privilege of being introduced to musical artists doing just that. A strong, raw, smooth voice flowing with experience and wisdom is enough to weaken the knees. Imagine Nina Simone, Talib Kweli, Bob Dylan, Ray Charles, Anjelique Kidjo, and Lauren Hill. The magic we feel immersing ourselves in their music is born from their unique ability as artists to separate magic from mundane.
A while back I was introduced to Asa, the Nigerian singer songwriter who was banned from choir because of her 'deep voice'. She secretly signed at Peter King's School Of Music and learned guitar in 6 months. Golden singers, Erika Badu and Lauren Hill influenced Asa's musical style towards perfection. She's a bad ass. Every stroke of a chord evokes some pain which bloomed to pleasure derived from growing up in Lagos. Inspiration is the seat of her soul and her lyrics paint a picture of healing ignorance and embracing knowledge and empowerment.
Africa may be her backdrop but the world is in her eyes. Asa's got it goin' on and we can learn a lot form her soulful messages. Elusive beauty in one voice being carried atop a smooth rhythm of instumentals... damn.
Her songs Jailer, and So Beautiful should be heard by everyone.
Friday, February 27, 2009
Unease to Ease
Time and my concept of it is being challenged. Mondays turn to Sundays and Decembers turn to March. A craving for regularity and structure has been churning in my belly and confusion rules over all. My time splits occur traveling between LA and Santa Barbara, all my belongings stowed in my 1996 beater Volvo. Friends love to invite me into their homes and welcome me with open arms and hearts yet my unease will not ease. Normality, rigidity, and consitency are concepts I'm unfamiliar with. The thought of picking one, only one goal to devote my all to appears nearly impossible somedays. What's up with that?
Sampling life has become second nature to me so I don't know what comes first. Tasting a bit of flight school, excelling at bartending, rocking out on motor bikes, falling in love with yoga, hating school, loving school, apprenticing, cooking, gardening, volunteering, circus school, Thai massage, worldly extravaganzas, and meetings with the best of the best... when will the madness end. Experience is one thing but when my head spins from moving so quickly I wonder who's making my decisions. Crazy? I take that as a compliment most days.
Because economic funks seem to be infiltrating our entire society, it's inevitable to feel the buzz of a money crunch.
Sampling life has become second nature to me so I don't know what comes first. Tasting a bit of flight school, excelling at bartending, rocking out on motor bikes, falling in love with yoga, hating school, loving school, apprenticing, cooking, gardening, volunteering, circus school, Thai massage, worldly extravaganzas, and meetings with the best of the best... when will the madness end. Experience is one thing but when my head spins from moving so quickly I wonder who's making my decisions. Crazy? I take that as a compliment most days.
Because economic funks seem to be infiltrating our entire society, it's inevitable to feel the buzz of a money crunch.
Monday, February 16, 2009
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Rerturn of the monkey
My damn monkey mind has returned. Today I have ALREADY dipped my toes in the Indian ocean, bathed in champagne with a Brazilian god, found 1 billion dollars in my back pocket, flew my helicopter to Miami, Cuba, Bali, Perth, and the moon, sworn of coffee while sipping a double espresso, joined the Olympics as a super-flexi gymnast-double-bar master, bought a voice recorder from Rite Aid to create the "best podcast ever", cash-advanced all my cards and joined the circus in Toronto, became a nun in Nepal, became a Buddhist in Nepal, became an Atheist in Nepal, drove a Harley along the coast of Ireland with a red bomber jacket with "Emily Is Here" stitched into the back, invented a pill for transparency, bought a boat to live on forever, became champion gum- spitter, shaved my head, smashed all the world's clocks, painted my first painting...of a painting...of a painting and sold it for $3.72, rolled down a grass hill on my side, wore a Venetian Gown to the dentist where I had my gold grill installed via mouth, learned Spanish, learned French, found directions with my new iphonealottapeopleandtechnologysuckswhenyouuseittoomuch phone, learned Italian, learned Bahasa Indonesian, dicovered the meaning of life, tossed everything I own to the wind in exchange for the momentary pleasure of freedom from goods, learned Greek, learned Russian then found a Russian to practice my Russian, Became the Tai Chi master, kissed the Brazzilian god and became a goddess then realised I was already a goddess and said bye to the god, glued furniture to the ceiling, asked who am I, What am I and the STUPID question... why? All that? All in like 3 hours? Yes. Leave me alone ya damn monkey. I didn't schedule an appointment with you today. ;)
Thursday, February 5, 2009
I Blame The Italians
Many times I've pondered over the origination of the high heel. This is not only because I've broken my right foot twice wearing heels, but because a heel is counteractive to our natural foot mobility. The more though I give it, the more elusive our reasoning for heels appears to be.
After my research I found that although heels were depicted in Egyptian murals on tombs and temples, our first evidence of heels comes from 200BC when the Roman tragic actors wore high wood or cork soles in their performances. Jump to the 1500's and heels were used by European nobility to keep their boots in the stirrups while riding horses. In the courts, wearing heels became the trend for men. The term "well-heeled" referred to a person who could afford costly shoes.
Heels fell out of the scene until the first officially recorded instance in 1533 when fourteen year old Catherine De Medici married the Duke of Orleans. She wore two inch heels made in Florence supposedly designed by Leonardo De Vince. Those damn Italians! A few years later a ridiculous 24 inch high, cork and wood heeled shoe named the Chopine became all the rage by Italian and French women. Servants were needed to help the ladies down from their shoes!
During the French Revolution heels disappeared, thank god, but then slowly resurfaced soon after. In 1950s the trendy Cuban heel, at 1 1/4 inches, is swapped for the Italian 4-inch stiletto which appeared in America in 1955. The 1900s carried us from pumps to wedges to pumps again to platforms to stilettos.
Now, maybe I wont toss my swanky heels out the window but I AM allowed to vent about the absurdity that they are. ;)
Here are reasons NOT to wear heels:
* they can cause foot pain
* they can create foot deformities, including hammertoes and bunions
* they can cause an unsteady gait
* they can shorten the wearer's stride
* they can render the wearer unable to run
* altered forces at the knee caused by walking in high-heels may predispose to degenerative changes in the knee joint
* Women who wear high heels frequently have a higher incidence of degenerative joint disease of the knees. This is because they cause a decrease in the normal rotation of the foot which puts more rotation stress on the knee
* Podiatrists often comment that 75 percent of their business is caused by females wearing tall high heeled shoes.
Aesthetic reasons to wear heels:
* they change the angle of the foot with respect to the lower leg, which accentuates the appearance of calves
* they change the wearer's posture, requiring a more upright carriage and altering the gait in what is considered a seductive fashion
* they make the wearer appear taller
* they make the legs appear longer
* they make the foot appear smaller
* they make the lower leg muscles more defined while wearing tight pants
* they make the wearer look flexibly strong
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Magic Conundrum
My eyes closed. Magic pushed, pulled and rattled against my cage trying to escape me, trying to control me. Sitting in this obtrusive stillness, I feel it beckon me to move, get up, scream, make noise, forget about stillness. It wants me to obey. Instead I remain still, hold steady and breathe, observing the freak show performance behind my curtain. It’s thrashing go, go, go...you don’t need this silence it says. I remain still. A void burns inside my chest, a feeling all too familiar. Fire, streaks of pain, swollen clouds, black depths, twisting roads. I’m still. I observe. I watch.
In the darkness of magic’s tantrum, I wonder, is this void like the door’s lock? Each locked door opens wide with a key. What is the key to this void? By nature a void has no balance, something is missing or on the contrast there is too much of another. Because my void is cold, dark, electrifying, and unstable images of opposites flood my mind. Warmth, ground, soil, energy, purples, reds, chocolates, and the sun. A fearless child is held close to my chest and a shadow casts her face. The warmth is overwhelming. Expansion, space, a swirling stream of blue soothes the dark void and it dissipates.
Words form in mind, to love and be loved. Love. It dawns on me, love is the most concentrated magic. To give love is to be love, a paradox most mysterious to human conception.
Be wise with magic; Ultimately I have control over my magic rather than the magic casting it’s spell over me. This means the magic will win sometimes and this is how I learn it’s paths, tricks, and power. This is how I learn to play with magic.
Name Changes & Conversation
A grandfather's voice is prevalent in the mind regardless of his presence. My grandfather is not the average grandfather nor is he the average man. His words carry generations of meaning and were born from his shenanigans in our world's nooks and crannies. He drives Land Rover 80mph through Italian craters, orders 10 cases of Chandon champagne for his home in any given country he visits, and relates mostly to the artistically intellectual... a rare breed of humanity. Speaking with him as a child required a twist of endurance and a pinch of pride. Inferiority tastes sour.
I, the granddaughter, came to know my grandfather as "Dadio". Although "Dadio" was the name he offered to his grand-kids, recently he experienced a change of heart instructing us to refer to him as George, his given name. Just between you and me, I have a list of challenging challenges and this small request of his has crept to the top. My mouth opens to call out "George" and I feel a wave of stupidity crash on me. Awkward, unfamiliar, robotic. He's my grandfather, my Dadio. Pulling his nickname after my 20 something years of my living sounds similar to the first time I tried learning Turkish.
Slowly I've gained the momentum to begin a conversation with "George." The habit of using no name began sounding odd if not already. Practice requires overcoming stupid obstacles to gain skill. ;) Tossing around one "George" in our conversations a day will eventually soothe the itch that has me squirmish. Right?
Moral of the story:
Name changes are fine and dandy. Family will find it weird. Be kind to your grandchildren! ;)
Friday, January 23, 2009
Dark Chocolate Dipped Gram Crackers
Did you know if you buy a pound of dark chocolate and a box of gormet cinnamin gram crackers to dip in the gooey stove-top-melted chocolate you get the best treat in the world...ever? Ya, I didn't know either but tonight while shopping for cowboy boots I stumbled apon a bakery which offered dark chocolate covered gram crackers and they were SOLD OUT.
Lo and behold I had to have one so a friend and I decided to re-do the scrumptious dipped cookie goodness. We had the messiest fun melting, dipping, and crunching our own makeshift treats. I have chocolate in my hair. Playing with chocolate has me giggling like a kid and I don't want to grow up. Make some... you'll laugh your pants off.
Enjoy! Yum!
Santa Barbara Film Fest
While at the International Film Fest gala last night I saw a woman dancing solo (meaning she was the only one on the dance floor) thrusting and flailing her arms with a huge smile on her face. Chances are her wild dance moves were vino inspired and she was dancing freely, unaware of all the eyes on her. The words, "What is she thinking?" slipped my lips and I stood there still... shocked by my own ass-hole-ness. What was I thinking?
I threw my jacket to my friend and my hand bag on the ground. On my way to the dance floor I promised myself never again to poo-poo on someone elses parade. I grabbed the giddy woman's hand and we flailed and swirled together laughing. A pinch of salsa, a dash of swing, a cup of fearlessness, and a big fat who cares. I'm sorry dancing lady person for making fun of you for having fun. I'm happy we had a dance together and I'm glad we didn't care who cared.
The song ended and in all her overflowing happiness she hugged me and said thanks. I looked at all the people looking, took a bow, and my buddy threw me my jacket. Maybe perfection is served in a wine glass.
Enjoy your spontaneous fearlessness.
FYI: The other woman in the photo is Angellica, not the flailing dancing lady.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Alberta Peach Old Fashion
While In Portland I bartended some amazing holiday parties and needed to brush up on my drinks. I stumbled onto the coolest montage of bartending videos ever! An awesome bartender who goes by the name Flighty instructs oh so well how to make killer drinks using oh so fresh ingredients! I had to show ya'll her Alberta Peach Old Fasion recipe which I can't wait to concoct! She's a master at muddling drinks... check her out!
A Short Love Story In Stop Motion
My freakishly talented film production friend Mike turned me onto Carlos Lascano, a sexy man and an even sexier animation expert. He created A Short Love Story In Stop Motion which was a l m o s t entered into the Academy Awards. He creates beautiful emotion with his stop motion techniques using hand made puppets and sketches. He painstakingly photographs one teeny movement at a time. The kissing scene blows my mind... you'll see. Usually I would have been snoring at Mike's attempts to seduce me with film but this 3 minute short inspired me... a lot. Check it out! Enjoy!
A SHORT LOVE STORY IN STOP MOTION from Carlos Lascano on Vimeo.
A SHORT LOVE STORY IN STOP MOTION from Carlos Lascano on Vimeo.
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Animal Acres
I made a friend yesterday. She is a cow named Punky Doodle. I met her while volunteering at Animal Acres; 36 beautiful acres of land, 45 minutes south of Los Angeles and home to 1000 saved farm animals. I shoveled poop and lay hay for the goofy goats and curious cattle. I had been volunteering with friends and craved a few minutes of solitude so on a warm break in the barn I chilled with Punky Doodle. I sat beside her and we talked. I did most of the talking. Punky Doodle was laying on a hay bed with sun rays warming her black and white skin, chewing on grass while I scratched her neck. Her eyes alive yet calm looked into mine and for a moment I stoped breathing. Quiet. We stared. Strange... a few seconds with a cow and my life makes sense in a completely different way. Punky Doodle looked away and I continued with the pooh shoveling.
Serious sheep, dorky ducks, jealous hens, chill chickens, darling donkeys, energetic emus, and plump pigs all call Animal Acres home. Seeing Alicia Silverstone, Darrel Hannah, and Teri Hatcher volunteering at Animal Acres may be cool but the real head turner is Bagel the 800 lb pig. Bagel and I hit it off pretty well and when I scrathed his fat belly he piggy giggled, rolled on his side, and had me laughing so hard I swallowed my gum and choked. He's a hip and happening pig.
Animal Acres does SO MUCH! Most of the neglected, abused, tormented animals arrive near dead, confused, and scared. With the help of volunteers, donations and a totally fun environment, these animals have room to graze, play and discover their own personalities! Please check out Animal Acres and if interested, adopt an animal. My friend Petra met her adopted chicked that day and was exstatic about the entire experience! We live in a weird world and rarelly get the chance to hang out with animals so go look in a cows eyes and see what happens!
Enjoy!
Friday, January 9, 2009
When In LA...
Normality is a foreign word. Today during my business meeting in Carousel #2 on the Santa Monica pier's ferris wheel, I shared about my shananagans at LA's CBS studios.
A buddy manages the building and took me on a late night tour de CBS where my eyes landed on The Price Is Right wheel. I'm a big spinner.
Prior to the big spin I was conducting 'research' at Disneyland and while laughing on the new and improved Winnie The Pooh ride I remember thinking life is beautiful.
I also shared on my ferris wheel business meeting that I was sore in my shoulders from attending Circus School in San Francisco where my superhuman circus instructor kicked me hard in the ego. Normality... what is that again?
I'm Just Not That Into You
We ordered cocktails. The guy couldn't take his eyes off her. We pretended not to notice. A notebook lay on the table. We wrote notes in it and funny one liners. Bars can be dull. The guy walked over. They talked. They laughed. She was kinda into him. He was really into her. She giggled. We knew where this was going. He said kiss me. She said no. They danced. He tried again. Kiss me. No.
She gave him her number. We left the swanky LA bar. He called 5 minutes later. Can I come over? Yes, but no sexy time. Ok. He comes over. Kiss me. No. Kiss me. No. Kiss me. OK.
They kiss. He stands up. Wow, I'm so not into you. You're a biter. He turns and walks out the door. She picks her jaw up off the floor. She decides biting a guys lip while kissing is a bad idea sometimes. SHUTDOWN.
-This totally happened to my flawlessly beautiful and funny friend last night and I've never laughed harder. I hope you enjoyed my short short story.
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Karma Kitchen, Berkeley, CA
Berkeley, CA... infused with legendary innovation, inspiration, and intuition. On the move yet again, I found myself staying in Berkeley for a few days checking out the scene and practicing yoga. Every Sunday something magical happens below the the Berkeley Yoga Kula on Shattuck St. Karma Kitchen! Volunteers run an entire kitchen and serve incredibly delicious indian food... free to the community! A mock bill arrives after the delicious food is devoured and it reads, " $0.00 Your meal was a gift from someone who came before you. We hope you will pay-it-forward however you wish."
The idea is pay it forward. You may volunteer, donate lemmons from your tree, smile at a kid, leave a cash donation, or nothing at all. You should see this place! It bubbles with laughter, smiles, excitement, and awesome conversation. Most likely you will sit with strangers (new friends) at a large table in awe of your current situation while diving into yummy dhaal, palak paneer, mango lasse, chai, knaan, and peach pie!
The day I stumbled apon Karma Kitchen, I totally needed a dose of inspiration. When I left I had made friends with an awesome yogi, UC Berkeley academic advisor, a man whose wife had just beat cancer and had just celebrated an 'I'm not dead yet' party, and a floater of a man with a smorgasborge of knowledge on astrology. We all felt the buzz of good deeds walking out the door. With full tummys and giant smiles we said our goodbyes and I was yet again reminded of the power of paying it forward.
The idea is pay it forward. You may volunteer, donate lemmons from your tree, smile at a kid, leave a cash donation, or nothing at all. You should see this place! It bubbles with laughter, smiles, excitement, and awesome conversation. Most likely you will sit with strangers (new friends) at a large table in awe of your current situation while diving into yummy dhaal, palak paneer, mango lasse, chai, knaan, and peach pie!
The day I stumbled apon Karma Kitchen, I totally needed a dose of inspiration. When I left I had made friends with an awesome yogi, UC Berkeley academic advisor, a man whose wife had just beat cancer and had just celebrated an 'I'm not dead yet' party, and a floater of a man with a smorgasborge of knowledge on astrology. We all felt the buzz of good deeds walking out the door. With full tummys and giant smiles we said our goodbyes and I was yet again reminded of the power of paying it forward.
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